Thursday, November 3, 2011

Writers Police Academy

By Dana Stabenow

[Published in a slightly longer version at]

The worst thing about the Writer’s Police Academy (WPA) is that you can’t split yourself into quadruplets so you can see and do everything on offer. Shallow grave burial site? or jail searches? or Krimesite Imager hands-on workshop? or search and rescue? or ambulance tour? And that’s just the first hour of the first day.

Event maestro Lee Lofland is unrepentant. “I want this to be just as intense an experience as if you were a recruit going through an actual police academy,” he said.

I attended the third WPA this year in September in Greensboro, North Carolina. He has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

Lee is a retired police detective whom you may know through his blog, The Graveyard Shift, where he has been known to profess his profound admiration of the television show, Castle, among other things. The Graveyard Shift is where I first saw mention of the Writer’s Police Academy.

“The Writers’ Police Academy was an idea that came to me while attending SinC’s Forensic University," Lee said. "That particular conference was spectacular, but it dawned on me that having an event where writers could actually attend a hands-on event in a real police academy setting would be extremely beneficial to bringing realism to their stories. So, ATF Agent Rick McMahan and I tossed a few ideas back and forth and what you saw this year was the result of those initial thoughts.”

What I saw this year was two full days and three nights of practicing law enforcement professionals taking the time to demonstrate and talk about their jobs with a bunch of writers who (speaking strictly for myself here) probably get it wrong in our books more than half the time. Almost every law enforcement discipline and organization you can name was represented on the faculty.

Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives? The aforementioned Agent Rick McMahan, who said that while most ATF work is gun-related, he loves cigarette smugglers. “They show up on time, their money’s good, and they do the deal.”

FBI? Meet Lt. Josh Moulin of the FBI Cyber Crimes Task Force, by way of the Southern Oregon High-Tech Crimes Task Force. “Eighty percent of what my unit does is child exploitation,” Josh said, and then gave us some statistics.

Thirteen percent of infants and toddlers are abused. Josh has seen photos and videos of infants under the age of one being penetrated by an adult male. Offenders average 13.5 victims each, and Josh’s unit apprehended one perpetrator with 180,000 unique porn images on his computer.

“I have 10 guys,” Josh said. “I could have 30 and we still couldn’t keep up with what’s going on.”

If that isn’t sufficiently traumatizing, Dr. Denene Lofland (also Lee’s wife) worked on several Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency projects she still can’t talk about, but she can talk all day about weaponizing smallpox.

“Smallpox is eradicated but we are no longer immunizing for it,” she said, adding, “A bioterrorism attack doesn’t necessarily have to kill you, it just has to make you sick or disfigure you. The threat alone will disrupt life.”

In the event of an airborne bioterrorism attack, Denene recommends respiratory mask N-95. Good to know.

Interested in arson investigation? Assistant Fire Marshal for Guildford County, Jerry Coble, said, “There are very few true pyros out there. They are generally younger people, generally men.”

Jerry caught one in 30 years, and it took 14 years to catch that one. He listed three causes of fire -- accidental, incendiary, and providential -- which I cite here just so I can quote his definition of accidental: “You can’t fix stupid.”

Friday afternoon Dr. Katherine Ramsland fascinated the 140 attendees and, I think, the faculty, too, with her lecture on psychological autopsies. Surprisingly, psychological autopsies are used not only in cases of murder, but to settle criminal cases, estate issues, malpractice suits, and insurance claims.

“Five to twenty percent of deaths in the U.S. are undetermined,” Ramsland said, and then she took us through a case analysis of the murder of Hugues de la Plaza in San Francisco in 2007. She did not agree with the findings of the local police. To put it mildly.

“This is not a science,” Ramsland said and she was adamant. “It is based on probabilities.”

I wrote a sniper into my next book, and Saturday morning, found out everything that I’d written was wrong when the faculty staged an unannounced hostage situation.

Sniper Randy Shepherd took down the suspect with a single shot to “the T-box — mouth, up the nose and across the eyes. "This blows out the control box in the brain, so he’s not going to pull the trigger of the gun he’s holding to the head of the hostage.” Okay.

This post is getting really long and I’ve left out so much, like Sergeant Catherine Netter’s mesmerizing talk on women in law enforcement.

“Your brain is your primary weapon. Ninety-nine-point-nine percent of what we do is communicate,” she said.

Halfway through her talk, Corporal D.A. Jackson of the Guilford County Sheriff’s Office showed up to join in. Dee taught a workshop on self-defense and another in handcuffing and arrest techniques, which is pretty much the only way anyone would ever get restraints on Dee.

I haven’t even mentioned the Murder Room guy and the jail tours and the ride-alongs with Guildford County deputy sheriffs and the hands-on workshops in fingerprinting and bloodstain patterns and the firearms training simulator, and oh the hell with it, just click here to look at the whole schedule of events.

And then, there was the Sunday morning debrief. The faculty lined up on stage and answered questions and told stories for two hours. In many ways, it was the best part of the entire weekend, especially Dee’s account of the first time she got hit on the job.

This event may be the best money I will ever spend as a crime fiction writer. The faculty members are the real deal, practicing professionals, people with serious time served, some retired after decades of service, some still on the job. They are funny, smart, patient, articulate, and incredibly generous, first with their time and later with their business cards.

I had lunch with Lee, Denene and Josh after the Sunday debrief, and asked Josh, “Why did you say 'yes' when Lee called?” He smiled and sort of shrugged, like it’s nothing. “I like to teach,” he said.

“I’ve never had a no,” Lee told me.

Preliminary plans are underway for a 2012 WPA, with Lee Child as keynote speaker. Lofland also plans to continue the tradition of bringing the very best police and forensics experts to the lineup.

“So far,” he said, “we have lots of new workshops and exciting surprises on the way for 2012. As always, there’ll be explosions, gunfire, sirens, flames, handcuffs, barking dogs, tons of action, and plenty of cops, firefighters, and EMS professionals on hand to answer your questions.”

You heard it here first: If you’re a writer of crime fiction, put this event on your calendar now. You will never in your life be in the presence of this many professional police officers and federal agents from so many different disciplines at the same time. It’s a first-class learning experience for wannabes, and an even better refresher course for the already-published.

Oh, and buy Lee’s book.

Big, fat footnote to all writers out there, male or female, published or un:

This year, Sisters in Crime subsidized its members’ attendance to the Writer’s Police Academy to the tune of $155. Yes, that’s right–if you were a dues-paying, card-carrying member of Sisters in Crime, you saved one hundred and fifty-five smackeroos just by showing up in Greensboro.

Right now, this minute, Sisters in Crime is the most forward-thinking, market-watching, member-supporting writer’s organization available to the professional author, whether you already have your name spelled correctly on the cover of a book or not.

If the monthly SinCLinks don’t convince you to join, if the Publishing Summit reports don’t (Who else talks to Google for you?), if the sheer joy of being part of a community of people who speak your language doesn’t, then let us whisper seductively to your wallet.

Click here to join SinC now.

Photos by Lee Lofland.

Dana Stabenow is the award-winning author of the 18-book Kate Shugak mystery series, the four-book Liam Campbell mystery series and the three-book Star Svensdotter science fiction series. The 19th Kate Shugak outing, Restless in the Grave (available on Feb. 14, 2012), follows Kate and Liam as they work together for the first time.


M.E. Anders said...

Will you be posting details of the 2012 WPA here on SinC? I'd definitely like to attend.

Unknown said...

I would love to attend also! Is there a site up to sign up for 2012?

Lee Lofland said...

Registration for the 2012 Writers' Police Academy will open in January 2012. We'll be featuring new and super-exciting workshops and top experts. Lee Child is the 2012 keynote speaker. Please visit our website for details (2012 website to launch in January). Please feel free to contact me with your questions at See you in September!

Lee Lofland said...

Okay, January didn't happen. But we will open registration very soon. Sorry for the delay.

By the way, the 2012 WPA is even bigger and more exciting than ever before!

Lee Lofland said...

Registration for the 2012 Writers' Police Academy is open! And SinC national is once again offering a huge discount to all members!

Lee Child is the 2012 keynote speaker.

Our special guest speaker is renowned forensic anthropologist Dr. Elizabeth Murray.

Dr. Murray is an author, researcher, and media consultant whose work has taken her around the world as a forensic anthropology consultant for local, regional and national agencies and organizations. She brings a wealth of knowledge and experience to the 2012 WPA, including:

Forensic Science Specialist for the Department of Justice/National Institute of Justice’s National Unidentified and Missing Persons System (NamUs)

Author of two recent science books for young adults

Numerous peer-reviewed presentations before the American Academy of Forensic Sciences

Regular cast member for the Skeleton Stories TV series on the Discovery Health Channel

Scientific Consultant and on-camera personality for the four-part mini-series, Skeleton Crew/Buried Secrets for the National Geographic Channel

Visiting Scientist to the Joint POW/MIA Accounting Command, U.S. Military Central Identification Laboratory, Hawaii and Laos

Forensic Anthropology Lecturer and Mass Disaster Team Member for the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology

Appearances on Forensic Files, New Detectives, Unsolved Mysteries, America’s Most Wanted

Historic and prehistoric skeletal analyses, including principal investigator for Cincinnati’s Music Hall skeletal collection.

Lee Lofland said...

We are pleased to announce that Marcia Clark (OJ Simpson prosecutor) has just signed on to present at the 2012 Writers' Police Academy!